Total Medals Earned: 448 (From 80 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,940 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Protect the Helicopter for 7 days.
Pick up 50 Dog Tags.
Earn 500 XP or more in one day.
Buy every sentry and landmines.
Kill 500 enemies.
Buy every perk.
Kill 30 enemies or more in one day.
Buy every Weapon.
Survive 10 days.
Protect the Helicopter for 14 days.
Enabled the Developer Console.
Upgrade every Weapon to level 3.
Survive 20 days.
Pick up 200 Dog Tags.
Earn 1000 XP or more in one day.
Use the console to give yourself Torrunt's Super Assault Rifle.
Kill 50 enemies or more in one day.
Survive 30 days.
Upgrade every perk to level 3.
Upgrade every sentry and landmines to level 3.
Buy everything.
Kill 1000 enemies.
Kill 2000 enemies.
Survive 40 days.
Upgrade everything to level 3.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (50/400 points)
Water 10 trees
Get a total of 30 stars
Complete World 1
Complete World 2
Complete World 3
Press the LIKE button
Flood 100 pirates
Collect a total of 60 stars
Complete World 4
Accumulate over 150,000 points
Collect all 90 stars in the game
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Fail at typing
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (35/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Kill 200 enemies total
Beat the game
Bounce back from a really low health amount
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
oh my god it's so intense!
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.