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Recent Movie Reviews

Darkest Souls Darkest Souls

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Tasteless, as people have previously said. The graphics were honestly amazing at first, but then it looked like you got incredibly lazy.. Even before the terrible ganker joke. Some of the things here didn't make sense, such as the 1-Hit Arrow KO, the throwing of weapons, but I'm just nit-picking I suppose.

Overall, got more and more disappointing as it went on.

: Violent Video Games : : Violent Video Games :

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Oh, another 'animation'? Well let's see... You can't even call this animation... He's just bobbing back and forth, doing the SAME FUCKING MOVEMENTS YOU'VE USED FOR THE PAST MILLION YEARS. Seriously, you never change ANYTHING and it was never EVER good... You can't do actual rants without coming across like an idiot so you just up the pitch, slap a squirrel on it and there you go... 'HAR HAR SO FUNNI I LIEK DIS'

Fucking, just... God, learn how to fucking animate and actually have some talent.

Minions - Portal Minions - Portal

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


All your flashes are the same! Really! The voice acting and the way they speak (I don't mean just the accent) is all the same. The humour is dragged out and has been ever since you started animating and this is just further stating how little your skills actually are in terms of animation.

Recent Game Reviews

Mad Princess Mad Princess

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Really boring with a very limited selection of traps and diversity in level layout. Incredibly repetitive and not fun at all.

Defend Tribe 2 Defend Tribe 2

Rated 1 / 5 stars

...Absolutely terrible

The noises were horribly repetitive and I had to take my headphones off.
The graphics were basically the same with minor changes for the monsters with sub-par animations. The attacks were the same too...

The spells worked once and then it just made me unable to attack, so the game is bugged. It's boring, annoying and repetitive to the point that I would rather paint my house, watch it dry and then paint it again.

Outpost:Haven Outpost:Haven

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Average defence game... Too common

The menus load up too slowly and really...? You had to get your inspiration from Call of Duty? I saw FMJ and thought 'Okay, all military grade weapons will use FMJ rounds anyway... But I dunno, maybe he just couldn't think of anything else to put. THEN I saw a 'China Lake'... Why?

Squize responds:

I stole the top down maze view from Pac Man too.

Recent Audio Reviews

Eddache Voice Demo 2008 Eddache Voice Demo 2008

Rated 1 / 5 stars

*sigh* Voice... Actor?

This is 'voiceacting' on the level that any bored 8 year old would do, and I'm assuming you're not that young... Well you're actually quite old and talentless. Stick to your day job.

Best Voice Actress Evar Tips!! Best Voice Actress Evar Tips!!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

LOL no.

You raised valid points. But you had to be annoying to do so. No.

Recent Art Reviews

Dark Knight Dark Knight

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Good effort, but no cigar...

The face looks swollen or fat on one side.. It looks like you begun the drawing head on but then decided to make it go at an angle half way through... It just looks weird.

I do enjoy the idea of the image but I just feel like it could've been executed more smoothly.

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Johnny Shooter Johnny Shooter

Rated 4 / 5 stars


That's actually quite good if that's actually yours, I think you should expand on it.