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Mad Princess Mad Princess

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Really boring with a very limited selection of traps and diversity in level layout. Incredibly repetitive and not fun at all.



Defend Tribe 2 Defend Tribe 2

Rated 1 / 5 stars

...Absolutely terrible

The noises were horribly repetitive and I had to take my headphones off.
The graphics were basically the same with minor changes for the monsters with sub-par animations. The attacks were the same too...

The spells worked once and then it just made me unable to attack, so the game is bugged. It's boring, annoying and repetitive to the point that I would rather paint my house, watch it dry and then paint it again.



Outpost:Haven Outpost:Haven

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Average defence game... Too common

The menus load up too slowly and really...? You had to get your inspiration from Call of Duty? I saw FMJ and thought 'Okay, all military grade weapons will use FMJ rounds anyway... But I dunno, maybe he just couldn't think of anything else to put. THEN I saw a 'China Lake'... Why?


Squize responds:

I stole the top down maze view from Pac Man too.


Tower Moon Tower Moon

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Boring and an over-decorated puzzle game

Basically just a puzzle game decorated to look like something else. It's too precise and one wrong move literally can ruin the whole game for you.


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--Bullet-- --Bullet--

Rated 1 / 5 stars

How unoriginal.

Boring. It's all repetitive... Even the damn music!
You always make the same damn games, you've just moved up from stickmen and made them not move...



Hunters - Stage 5 Hunters - Stage 5

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Utter crab

This game is terrible, both with the amazingly awkward controls and double jumping AND with the over-used voice actors and crappy cutscenes.
You really need to work on graphics too 'cause... what the hell?


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Newgrounds HQ Showdown Newgrounds HQ Showdown

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Shit.

Completely original, seeing as this HAS NEVER been done before. You know, going through loads of different stages fighting different teams and members on NG. Although this is kind of original, 'cause the other one didn't have shit controls like this so I guess you did something different.

Also, sea otters don't look like cats.

ALSO ALSO, why does everyone have a really bad cold... the red noses... why... just why? It looks so stupid.



Tick Tock Train Tick Tock Train

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Yeah, pretty bad.

The playability in this game is closer to 0 than any other number, it's just so buggy and awkward. It's too hard and just annoying to try and actually avoid things whilst trying to kill them.

The graphics were a redeeming point, and so was the music. Just a shame about this game being near unplayable.



Kid Launcher Kid Launcher

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good first try

Needs to be longer and maybe continuity worked on, kid's fat and all but kept changing size and shape. I dunno, just bugged me a little but nice music and good first try.



I wanna be the flash game I wanna be the flash game

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I wanna be the hater

I do remember this game, it was incredibly hard. BECAUSE it was actually genuinely hard, this is just genuinely made in a terrible way. Hit boxes, controls failing miserably and I dunno, the pixel art and catchy music helped the dying seem less of a problem and more of a joke. But on this it's just all bad, so you might wanna go back and be the editor. ALSO don't try to make yourself appear right just because we don't like it, it's not difficult.. just crap.